Friday, March 27, 2009

Ways to start the sermon?

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John 12:23-33 - Title "If it dies, it bears much fruit"

I worked for a narcissist once.

Did you see the finale of Battlestar Galatica?

You are seeds. Die.

The genetics of seed corn requires strict control on the pollination.

Although I've never been in Africa, I can tell you a story about African farmers.

Ouch, that hurts.
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3 comments:

Muthah+ said...

P, I had to laugh--yep I have had a number of first liners of the same ilk. At least you have the mind to post them and not USE them!
teehee

Teri said...

my personal favorite, and so perfectly fitted to my (passing, no worries!) feelings about people in general right now, is "you are seeds. die." ha!

Unknown said...

:-)
I loved the finale. you?